Homemade beefy oatmeal puppy bites

Ingredients:

Fresh beef stock

Oatmeal

Whole wheat flour

One egg

Equal parts oatmeal and flour, pour in beef stock and whisk to combine. Achieve a sticky cookie dough consistency. Whisk in the egg.

Use two spoons to drop walnut sized balls of batter onto greased cookie sheet. Bake at 350 for 11 minutes. Let cool. Treat your pups to these healthy little snacks. They'll love you forever!

I fixed my own dryer!!!

Yesterday I watched a couple YouTube videos and grabbed some random tools. I headed out to my clothes dryer armed with minimal knowledge, inadequate tools and the gumption to disassemble this big machine that won't get hot enough to dry even the smallest load!  Although I had a few frustrations, a few hiccups and a few yelps from dropping things on my bare feet, I successfully accessed the inner workings of my fifteen year old machine and vaccines it out. I pulled a dense six pounds of lint, sand and dirt from the inner vent. Luckily by the time I needed to put it back together, my big strong Mike woke up and helped me piece the puzzle back together... Our reward? Our first successfully hot, dry load of clean laundry in close to a year!!! Cheers to energy, gumption and YouTube! We've been wanting to splurge on a new dryer but it has been far from in our budget. Now we can use that money for something for the baby! Yay!

I'm gonna be a momma!

The word is out! I'm 11weeks and 6 days preggers! I got my first sonogram a week ago. My little peanut was rolling around, arms and leggies flailing about. I am so excited! I've wanted to be a mom since my mid twenties. I never imagined myself into my thirties without child. This baby has changed my life, maybe even saved my life! For sure he/she has saved my sanity!  I've been tired for a couple months now. A lot of lounging around and sleeping. I've had no alcohol, caffeine or any medication of any kind since I found out at two weeks. I splurged on a shopping trip to Sprouts recently, I bought every healthy food I crave without feeling guilty for spending extra money. Either I'm early arriving into my second trimester of all the good food I've been consuming has awoken me from my lazy, uncaffeinated, uninspired state. I can't wait to hold my baby!!!

Crochet projects I've completed

So, using YouTube, Pinterest and various blogs, I've successfully taught myself how to crochet. Single crochet, half double and double crochet are the stitches I'm comfortable with at this point. I've made a cowl using a bubble stitch, 3 double crochets in the same stitch, I made a black beanie using all double crochet and another teal beanie using a random variety just to test my skills. I wore that hat for a whole day and got several compliments. The last beanie I made was all double crochet using a rainbow yarn. It's a little loud for my taste but I love how the colors line up. To learn and get comfortable with the atitches I used a plain yarn, now I've moved on to some great textured yarns. If you're learning to crochet remember to take your time and don't take anything to seriously. It takes a lot of screwing up to get it right, and you'll be better for it in the end. I can make a hat without following a pattern now.

Last sunset of November 2013

Meet Charlotte

I'm afraid of spiders, but one thing I practice to acclimate myself to them is taking photos and researching them.

One spring day after hours of tending to my roses I peered out my front screen door at my hard work. To my terror, from eight feet away, I saw this bright green hairy spider sitting on a fresh peach rose.

This spider was about 2" long, not including her legs. The abdomin was beautifully decorated and the legs extremely hairy. I was traumatized but intrigued. In the above photo she's devouring a wasp. In the photo below she's devouring another one. It seems with every wasp she ate she grew bigger and bigger!

She stayed on the same flower for days until it wilted and the petals fell off. I looked for her (and found her) everyday in the same location. I was sad when her flower fell off. I missed her. I had shown her off to Mike and to family and friends. I named her Charlotte after my favorite childhood movie. I knew all of the words to "Charlotte's Web" and I even curled up on the back of my couch and acted out the part.  Weird that with my affinity for that movie that I would grow up to be so afraid of spiders. I think it had something to do with the movie "Arachniphobia."

So I watched Charlotte inhabit a few flowers on the same bush and in the same general vicinity. I watched her continue to catch live wasps and enjoy them until they disappeared. The weather got colder as Summer came to an end and she began to slow and become inactive. Then one stormy day I looked out to her perch and found this

I had thought that she'd been replaced by another spider, one that hadn't yet overstuffed her belly with wasps, I couldn't believe that this was my Charlotte. But as I observed for the days ahead I noticed that it wasn't a wilted flower she clung to, it was an eggs ac.  This is when I knew for sure that Charlotte was a mother. I was so excited that my garden would soon be filled with these beautiful green spiders just like her! Especially because I had been stung by a wasp that season and quite enjoyed watching her exterminate them from the garden.

Well Charlotte eventually faded away but I kept tabs on her little ones for some time, until I didn't see them anymore. We had had some hard rains and I worried that all her hard work had gone to waste, but yesterday, a whole year after watching her beautiful life cycle, I found another eggs ac crawling with little Charlottes, on the same rose bush! This filled my heart with glee and my eyes with tears of joy, for even though I hadn't seen this generation devour wasps and inhabit flowers, some of her offspring had survived.

Charlotte is a green lynx spider and although their bite can be painful, they seldom do bite unless threatened. I will look forward to many more generations of this beautiful creature in my garden. Although I will never touch her and will always keep a good distance, this is a spider that I like having around.

Fried ham and cheese balls

So after I made Mike breakfast and I still had some leftover pancake batter but wanted something slightly more savory, I boiled some fry oil and went to work on these delicious little creations!

First, roll up some game and American cheese, stab it with a skewer and cut it into a bite size chunk

Then dip it in pancake batter. You could use cornbread batter too, but this is what I had on hand, and all over the kitchen. (I'm a messy cook!)

Test your fry oil to make sure it's not too hot. Just drizzle a bit of batter in there. If it turns golden brown in a quick but not too quick amount of time, drop your ham ball in there, stick attached, turn until completely golden brown. Batter will fluff up quite a bit. Experiment with the consistency. I like a fairly loose batter, but one that holds on without dripping off before I get it into the oil. Each ball should only take about 10 seconds max.

(Excuse the post breakfast dirty stove!)

I also tried making some breakfast sausage balls. Those turned out great too! Just roll sausage into macadamia nut sized balls and cook through before dipping them in pancake batter. They'd be excellent dusted with powdered sugar and served with a side of maple syrup.

Give this quick, easy recipe a try! It's not the healthiest but it sure is a delicious little splurge.

It would be a great brunch dish to serve to a large party!

Enjoy!